Hello and thank you for visiting. Did you know that grapes catch on fire in the microwave? I’ll wait while you check to see if this is true. [music plays…] You’re back. Cool, huh?
You obviously like learning things so, here are a few fun facts about me. I’m a fast-thinking, award-winning freelance writer and creative director who has had the opportunity to work on, think up, create, conceive, collaborate and bring joy to the masses for a wide range of categories and brands. And, did you know that Ohio University, Portfolio Center, Ogilvy&Mather, BBDO, 72andSunny, Butler, Shine, Stern, TBWA Chiat, Media Arts Lab, Deutsch, Saatchi, DIRECTV, FCB, RPA, BBH, my Mom, Sid Lee, Trailer Park, Brooklyn Brothers, PSYOP, Spark44, Mullen, G-net, David & Goliath and more have taught me everything I know today, including the grapes in the microwave.
I’d love to tell you more.
So, I will.
I once walked into a glass wall, sober. I moved to the mountains once. I’ve acted in commercials. I was managed by the same agency as Robin Williams’ which makes me funny by association, I think, or dead? Shit. I met Paul McCartney in a hotel lobby and he called me a rascal. I could play golf professionally if I was really good at it. I do a spot on impression of Rick Sanchez. I love to cook. Come over anytime. We’ll have some grapes.